Messquoted, ONLY the Funny MSN Names: Top 150
ID#:164 | Rating: 216907 Vote Down Vote Up Submitter: Sniugnep
Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, whern you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.
ID#:8 | Rating: 28963 Vote Down Vote Up Submitter: Doc
I USE CAPS LOCK BECAUSE I WILL BECOME NOTICED, POPULAR, AND GOOD IN BED
ID#:16 | Rating: 174 Vote Down Vote Up Submitter: Doc
If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?
ID#:134 | Rating: 112 Vote Down Vote Up Submitter: firestarter
Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a minute; set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
ID#:168 | Rating: 101 Vote Down Vote Up Submitter: Lyndsey 247
Imagine there were no hypothetical situations.
ID#:167 | Rating: 78 Vote Down Vote Up Submitter: Funny_man
Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children
ID#:98 | Rating: 71 Vote Down Vote Up Submitter: zzdan
In a world full of women, you're the man!
ID#:150 | Rating: 62 Vote Down Vote Up Submitter: killer
Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.
ID#:133 | Rating: 59 Vote Down Vote Up Submitter: Granty
Anyone can quit smoking, it takes a real man to fight cancer
ID#:154 | Rating: 45 Vote Down Vote Up Submitter: Anonymous
Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.
ID#:71 | Rating: 43 Vote Down Vote Up Submitter: Doc
You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead.
ID#:152 | Rating: 43 Vote Down Vote Up Submitter: killer
if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
ID#:72 | Rating: 29 Vote Down Vote Up Submitter: Doc
Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
ID#:83 | Rating: 29 Vote Down Vote Up Submitter: Phil
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
ID#:70 | Rating: 28 Vote Down Vote Up Submitter: Johnsee
I enjoy using the comedy technique of self-deprecation - but I'm not very good at it.
ID#:90 | Rating: 28 Vote Down Vote Up Submitter: Granty
The last time someone listened to a Bush, a bunch of people wandered in the desert for 40 years
